Asymptotes

I have worked with a compulsive liar as well as a man who smells like cats. I am neither a cat nor dog person, I just want to care for a living being. J'ai apprender francais mais je suis tres parasseux. I try to run six miles a day. For some reason a few people seemed to think I am really athletic despite I have never participated in any sport. Sometimes older women take an usual shine to me. Apprently as one put, "sooo cute!" and I think in a little kitten with big eyes in a basket kind of way. Sadly, old men take an usually shine to me in a more disturbing way. I might possibly have one stalker. I am in denial about that fact, but when i tell some people they are afraid for me. I look forward to being poor. I tell people I am good at DDR, but I am really not. I want to be an artist, but I haven't taken an art class since third grade. When I have taken quantum physics that is when i feel that my college experience is done. Quantum physics is basically represents the culmination of what I can learn to be like my dad since he said one of the hardest classes he has ever taken was quantum physics, so quantum physics it is for me. I like to make lists but almost never complete them or follow through with them. I say, "I like pie, but cake is better," however the truth is that I actually love the two and equally at that. I still have everything I and my friends have written since seventh grade. I have written two books. I am ashamed when I see my writing. I am pretty proud of my anime eye drawings however that is all I can draw well. i rather refer to myself with a lower case i. But I restrain myself since I don't want people to find out that I don't think of myself to highly. I don't want to live in the United States when I grow up. I don't think I will be grown up for a long time despite age. I am quite vindictive and passive agressive. I am not shy, I just rather not talk than talk to you. More than one teacher told my parents that I am "abnormally behaved." Who ever knew that there was such a thing. I am fasinated by the dichotomy of good and evil in society, mostly evil. Ironically, I am incapable of stealing a grape from the supermarket. I am as my mother puts it a "book snob" and proud of it. I think romance novels are hilarious so I steal my mothers to read. I think that Kiriyama should have won Battle Royale. I can make a whole meal out of sunflower seeds. I love horror everyting except horror video games, they freak me out. One of my biggest fears is some hand comes out of no where and stratches the top of my head while I sleep. One of my favorite snakes it cheddar cheese with raw onion. I am a horrible driver. When I was little, when the collection plate was passed around in church, I always took money from it. (before you condem me to hell, i was a toddler at that time. and I think that it is a great sign of intellegence that I was able to assess opportunity and the value of money at such a young age) If a movie isn't scientifically sound I hate it. I love babies but hate children that are old enought to get lippy. I can consume a whole bag of lemons (approx. 15) within two days without realizing it. I am uttery bored with the internet. I think my photos are some of the best things I have created. I don't think I am interesting.

Current Residence: The desert.
Former Residence: Santa's Sweatshop
Personal Quote: If you never doubt, you'll never grow old.